Gettin' Laid

Why is it that sex is so popular? Don't think I'm stupid; I get that it feels good. The trouble is that with sex comes a lot of troubles and worries: whether you can perform, diseases, pregnancy. No thanks, man. I'd rather not have my dick fall off. I think f****** is f****** overrated. I don't need all that stress for 3min. of feeling good. For the record, I'm not trying to make men feel bad for lasting three minutes, but that is the average...sadly. I'm sure "gettin' some" feels great, but just with AIDS and, well, babies there's a lot of risks. And, in all honesty, I really don't mind having sex with my hand.