F*** Verizon

This will be one of my more angry posts. Just warning you. The love of my life has gotten new Internet and phone service. I figured that would be a good thing: we can now chat over the net with great ease. Heh, wrong. There's this company called Verizon, and Verizon hates it when people talk to each other. So, they came up with the evil plan to screw over the world by starting a phone company, but having really shitty service. Oh, the wonders of new-age technology! Since Verizon has done this, it has become very hard to talk to the love of my life. Our calls are incessantly being dropped, and when they are dropped my angel has to wait for the service to return. Isn't that delicious? So, I have been having rushed, short, broken conversations with my love. I do not get to see this person everyday. All I ask is for that voice to appear through the receiver. Is that too much? I guess so. Well, I bid you all ado. Verizon go f*** yourself. I'd cut every last one of you if I could....slowly.